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Oct 11 2008

Female Beauty vs. Man Beauty

Published by yokoshima at 10:52 am under Entertainment Edit This

I’ve been noticing all these sites lately that pit peoples’ photos against eachother. For one thing, the results are pretty swayed. People can click anything they want for fun to mess up results. The result of this is having 600 pound women rank highly. I’m up too early so I thought I would try this pixnay.bebo thing.

The girls are so made up I feel like a monkey. Looking at the site makes me feel like I’m missing super shiny hair and 5 pounds of makeup. The clothing choice is also extremely hoochie. Because ya know, on this site, a peek of boobs makes up for a knarly face. I’m not hating… they look good… like strippers look good.

Then the guys, omg. It’s no wonder there’s so many lesbians and bisexuals these days.  I chose the 26-34 whatever bracket since that’s my age.  -Yea omg I’m old! Looks can be deceiving!- I’m not in the market for a new man but even if I was I’d be sorely disappointed. There are so many not-so-good looking guys… with a few naked females and kids mixed in that couldn’t follow directions. Why is this? Is it that men don’t fix themself up? Clothes choice? Or is it that their choice of props don’t help? I’m sorry, I love animals, but holding your dogs in your picture doesn’t give you any good-looking points. Maybe personality points but unfortunately media and entertainment doesn’t focus on that.

Overall I was terribly disappointed at how all the girls exuded slutacular hotness and the guys looked like #1 they didn’t care #2 physically unattractive #3 bad style. Don’t get me wrong, a few weren’t bad. But those few also included the muscle man stock pictures; more than likely fake.

Amusement points: 6/10.

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